So, my princess texted me on Tuesday afternoon as she was walking from her bus stop and the following conversation occurred. I Promise Y'all I never dropped this child as a baby. Sheesh!!
Child: Hi Lady
Me: Hi Kid
Me: R U Ready 2 Shop?
Child: OMG YES!! BUT FIRST I want to thank the bank and fonzy, big bird, dora, elmo, mung, daal, chowder, mr. magoo
Child: little lulu, alvin, patrick, stewie, tedd, barney, lilli, marshall. Wait was I talking about? Oy yeah thanks for making it possible!
Me: What the he%%!!
Child: Hey hey hey NO NO NO bad bad!!
Child: Hey no cursive writing (her way of saying no cuss words)
Me: I'm sorry
Child: Okay you're forgiven
Child: Now lets go spend that money!!!
My name is Tabitha and I live with a nut job and I love it!!!!
Lord Help Meh!!!! ☺☺☺